MYOHO ALABAMA
Brooklyn Buddhist barge in; confessing stories; hold revelations; MTA dreaming.

FEATURING: Jolyon Burford, Matthew Davidson, Zoe Hosmer-Dillard, Joan and the Brooklyn Buddhists, Jessica Kingdon, Joel Lobolord Scott, Michael McKay, Natalie McKay, St. John McKay, Keenya Scott, Claudia Schriensky, Paul 'Smitty' Smith, Ken Woodward
MUSIC: Joan and the Brooklyn Buddhists, Angry At Me Didgeridoo Dude, Kate Bushman

IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR 28 MINUTES.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. 
I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR.
I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. 
IT'S ONLY 28 MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU.
ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS.
AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY.
AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.